"Look, I need you to read and sign the employee manual. Details a lot of the workplace policies. One of them is, um, proper workplace attire."

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

bluecaptions:

A true tragedy in the series.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

sunharry:

but that’s none of my business

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mapsontheweb:

Countries that recognize the State of Palestine

teenagelucifer:

watch niall tweet 7 long sentimental paragraphs about their 4th anniversary and harry just be like “4”

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

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