My army is ready…
I’m going to make a mayonegg out of it tomorrow.
the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe
me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
WHAT IS “FOR 20” AND WHY ARE ALL THESE RED EYED TEENAGERS TALKING ABOUT ARSON