tinarannosaurus:

"I’ve been waiting to hear those words all my life, Tina."

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deeply:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

Baby: m..m..m-
Mother: memes?
Baby: mama
Mother:
Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

Dane DeHaan on the set of ‘Kill Your Darlings’

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buckeybarnes:

I’m laughing so hard is this supposed to be “impressive” or something, because it’s really just the Quadratic Formula? 

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WHYD IDNT SHE JSTU FACTOR IT

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