Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game of “Let’s See How Uncomfortable We Can Make Our Guests,” and they’re both winning.

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

17yr:

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

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Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober. —(via laurenrosenicole)

backdoorteenmom:

y0ureaslutpig:

omfg this was the moment i have been waiting for.

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Beach selfies 👌👙 (at ocean city nj)

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snorlaxatives:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

this fucked me up

straytank:

stupid gravity.

believeinprongs:

jennstarkid:

sweaterpawz:

custmigat:

sweaterpawz:

i bet harry likes lazy morning sex

I bet Ginny does to ^^

who the fuck is ginny

harry’s wife???

Tumblr needs some sort of clarification method for harry styles and harry potter pronto

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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